2017 hot makeouts the post

[imperialsun]

It's close to the holidays! And what do you know, that parasitic plant is back to wreck havoc on everyone's timeline.

> Pick someone from my Muselist
> Pick the time and setting
> You are now stuck under a plant with them and must kiss before leaving
> Kissing does not have to be on the mouth
> Sometimes Hot Makeouts?!

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Lash | Advance Wars

[daswunderkind]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[It is, as Zetta intended, a fiendish and diabolical plan. Capture Lash underneath the mistletoe using the full might of his Overlord powers, then extract concessions from her in exchange for her freedom.]

[Don't bother pointing out that he doesn't need to go through any of that, because that's completely missing the point.]

[So with the mistletoe hanging high above, the Overlord leans against the wall of the hallway with a smug grin on his face.]

[daswunderkind]

[Lash, meanwhile, looks rather unimpressed at what is going on. Probably because she has no idea exactly what is going on.

Why did Zetta drag her somewhere?

Why is there a plant above their head?

Why is nothing exploding?]

This is the lamest kidnapping, you know.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Look, just because we're clothed --!

[Ugh. Zetta drags a hand down his face, then fixes her with a glare.]

I mean -- Hyaaaaha ha ha ha ha! A lame kidnapping, huh? Then why don't you just escape it?

[daswunderkind]

[???]

...'kay.

[She gives one one more confused look before showing him how easy it is to slam into an invisible wall and fall flat on the ground.]

Hey! What gives?! What did you do?!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Haven't you learned not to underestimate the power of an Overlord? BEHOLD! [He sweeps one hand up dramatically, to call her attention to the hanging mistletoe.] Now you should see how diabolical my plan truly is!

Wow okay so I never got the notif for this HERE WE GO

[derwunderkind]

[She looks up and stares at the plant, utterly confused. Certainly Zetta has some plan behind it (he just said that, after all). But what does it mean?]

...wait so this is...caused by the dead plant? Is it some sort of demonic plant I'm not aware of? Did you take up gardening?

[And no spikes on it either. Why is this thing so powerful and deadly? Black hole didn't really have mistletoe parties, as Zetta might expect.]

So what's the catch? How does it work?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You're overthinking it, and also, what the hell, you've never heard of holiday mistletoe? I thought everyone had heard of that.

[This just got more awkward...]

[derwunderkind]

[Or maybe had not expected, evidently. Lash just looked back, confused.]

Missle...toe...why is something named that awesome something I've never heard of!?

[A mystery. But look! Progress?]

So what do we do with it?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Those who meet under the mistletoe...

[He pauses for effect, then flings his arms wide to emphasize the pure eeevil of his plan.]

MUST KISS!